Can you handle the truth? The De-FIB-ulator is the first
hand-held voice tension detector. It?s certain to add a
little fun to your life. Imagine the fun you?ll have when
you show off the deFIBulator at your next party.
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Is Your Spouse Cheating?
Use it for a game of truth or dare and you?ll
see who?s being honest and who?s not. The DeFIBulator is destined to be the most
talked about new novelty product this year. After extensive research and
development in labs in Singapore, Spion has developed the first generation of
the DeFIBulator hand-held voice tension detector. The DeFIBulator utilizes voice
tension technology to measure varying degrees of vibration in the voice. These
vibrations are caused by the user going from a state of calm, to being a little
nervous as you would when you lie. Even an F.B.I. polygraph isn?t 100% accurate
but after extensive testing, the DeFIBulator was shown to have a very
highaccuracy rate.
It can
even be connected to your cell phone! As a matter of fact, because of the
digital connection it will actually be much more accurate.
To train the DeFIBulator to the human voice,
ask your subject 3 yes/no questions and then record the voice to establish a
baseline. Then ask the real yes/no questions and watch the figure on the screen.
Demonochio?s? nose will grow and his horns will appear. The greater the tension
in the voice, the longer his nose and horns will be.
The DeFIBulator is to be
used for amusement only and is guaranteed to be the life of the party.
Unit dimensions: 2X0.50X3 inches
Boxed Weight: 0.25lbs
Boxed Dimensions: 4.75X9.25X1 inches
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